10 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT TSU HC WEEK

10 things you need to know about

 TSU's HOMECOMING WEEK

1. Everybody becomes your relative -- TRUST ME WHEN THE TAILGATES POP OFF YOU'LL WANT TO BE RELATED  
2. You'll be able to buy Jordan's ...fried fish & incense  from the same store 
3. It's more like Nashville's homecoming 
4. If you get lost Jefferson St is how you will be found 
5. Contrary to a lot of haters .. you will NOT GET SHOT during this week 
6. There is no "Official Afterparty" but if promoters don't put that you probably won't go 
7. If you are not familiar with Greeks or their strolls .. learn quickly and move OUT OF THE WAY 
8. Thursday - Saturday sobriety doesn't exist  
9. If nobody has offered their couch or guest room at this point ... you don't have a place to stay 
10. Upon attending the game you'll soon realize that you walked into a fashion show & that the only time people seem to stop walking is during halftime 
11. **BONUS** it's pronounced THEE TENNESSEE STATE UNIVERSITY
12. **BONUS** GET OFF YA DAMN PHONE... ENJOY YOURSELF